Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Randomize
