Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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