i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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