I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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