So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Sorry my hands just texted you
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I just want nice things and good sex
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Randomize
