turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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