Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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