I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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