dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
