What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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