Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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