So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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