is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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