sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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