Duck Duck Cougar?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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