Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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