I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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