On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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