Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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