if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I'm gonna fight the coyote
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Randomize
