i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I am available for nakedness
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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