if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Sorry about my life...
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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