what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
She's the barista slut.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
It's blow job season.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
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