YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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