wrigley field is MILF paradise
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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