So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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