just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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