Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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