is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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