heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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