margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i think i have two assholes
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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