WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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