Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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