idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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