I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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