how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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