my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I puked a lego.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
My butt remains clenched, sir.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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