he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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