Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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