I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
We are all done wearing pants today
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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