He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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