So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
