I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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