DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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