so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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