Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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