How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I believe in your delicious
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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