You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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