If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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