It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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