You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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