But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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