high people should be assigned attendants
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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