god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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