found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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