i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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