Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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