Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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